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Sunday, January 12, 2014
कहती थी !! दोस्त-ये नय...
कहती थी !! दोस्त-ये नय...
कहती थी !! दोस्त-ये नया मोबाइल कब
लिया?? पप्पू-लिया नहीं गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है
दोस्त-क्यों?? पप्पू-वो पागल रोज-रोज कहती
थी कि तुम मेरा फोन क्यों नहीं उठाते हो.. बस
आज उठाने का मौका मिल गया।
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Main sadhu kyu banta
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..
Impossible
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary meinimpossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.
You don’t know my father
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante
KARINA, KATRINA & ZARINE
Karina, Katrina & Zarine
Do you know, ki Inn Teeno ki skin Itni Gori kyun hai?
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Socho….
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Kyuki Teeno k Naam mein RIN Aata hai… (KaRINa, KatRINa, ZaRINe)
Aue Rin deta hai Chauka Dene Wali Safedi..!!!
Santa on Live Radio Station
Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!
Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!
College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ?
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ?
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Ans: 5
1. Meri waali
2. Teri waali
3. Teri Bhabhi
4. Meri Bhabhi
Aur Na Pate To
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5. Kameeni saali!
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